by Alica McKenna Johnson | Aug 21, 2013 | Wise Witty and Wacky Wednesday
So I’ve been writing down the odd, creepy, and sometimes funny things my children have said. Please enjoy. “I always try to have a magnesium block when running from bad guys.” –Logan “Mom, that’s not how obsession works.” – Tala “I want Dad to divorce you and become...
by Alica McKenna Johnson | Jun 18, 2013 | Alica Mckenna Johnson
There is a special time when I think with the right guidance people could learn psychic gifts. You see, when a teenager is angry, you can feel it. Not just hear the huff of irritation, see the eyeroll of angst, or watch the sharp angry movement of disgust at every...
by Alica McKenna Johnson | Sep 5, 2012 | Wise Witty and Wacky Wednesday
I was on the phone with my BFF Heather,and we were talking about giving our kids “the talk.” Both of us are huge advocates of repeating “You must always wear a condom.” Until our kids ears bleed. This got me thinking that I should update my stash of condoms. While I...
by Alica McKenna Johnson | Aug 15, 2012 | Parenting
I don’t mean this to be creepy, I’m not preparing my daughter to become his concubine, or join his harem or anything like that, although for the right price I might sell her …. And, yes, she is a fangirl, and can sing all the songs from Once More With Feeling, and Dr....
by Alica McKenna Johnson | Aug 6, 2012 | Parenting
This post was inspired by this Facebook conversation. Logan McKenna: My mum just called me a wuss/loser. So I’m putting it up for a vote and letting y’all decide whether I’m a wuss/loser. lol Stewart: god no Rachael: I agree with stewart! Logan...
