Logan
So I’ve been writing down the odd, creepy, and sometimes funny things my children have said. Please enjoy.
“I always try to have a magnesium block when running from bad guys.” –Logan
“Mom, that’s not how obsession works.” – Tala
“I want Dad to divorce you and become gay and marry Adam Lambert or Cheeks because that would be awesome.” – Tala
“Wait, you mean we have to kill everyone in the kitchen?”- Logan and his friend, age 4
“I’m watching you. My eyes are everywhere. The fish are my minions!”- Tala
Tala
“Americans are stupid and smell like grease.” – Tala (We are American’s BTW)
“If you find a body in the bathroom, it’s not mine.” –Tala
“I don’t mind the popularity, it’s the fans that get annoying.”- Logan
“I like to violate the law from the safety of my own home.”- Tala
“I want to become a cobbler. It is my life’s dream to become a cobbler. Okay, well, it’s not, but I still want to study to be a cobbler.” Logan
“Mom, guys who are into the things I’m into aren’t hot; they’re really not.” Tala
We’re looking at new cell phones, and, of course, Tala wants an iPhone, and I’m looking at the cheapest. “I feel like I’m in an arranged marriage.”- Tala
“I judge people on the bus, but I don’t look at them.” – Tala
Crazy zealot protesting gays outside a coffee shop see my daughter and her friend walking, and he says. “See: a good white American Christian couple.” And then my daughter said, “Thanks. I used to be a man.”
“Wait, you can get whatever you want carved on your tombstone? Then I want hot, shirtless, anime guys on mine.”- Tala
What is the craziest thing your kids have ever said?
Those are hilarious! A cobbler, huh? 🙂
Logan pretty much wants to know how to do or make everything! I blame the home schooling.
Tala rocks.
She does and she knows it LOL
when my daughter wanted an iPhone, she told me her entire generations self-worth is determined by the phone they carry. a bit dramatic don’t you think?
LOL- just a bit. I probably would have gone off about how I am saving her from being a mindless sheep and she should thank me for getting her a different phone so she can rise above peer pressure! But then again I am one of those irritating bratty parents 🙂
I want hot, shirtless anime guys on my tombstone too!
🙂 I am sure you can get them, but I say plan ahead your family might not agree.
Your kids are Awesome, and I don’t say that about just any kids.