by Alica McKenna Johnson | Oct 27, 2014 | Monday Musings
So last night I am sitting on my couch talking to my DD when she puts her hand over my eyes. “Shush” she says as I hear the rustling of the money on the table. She removes her hand and had stuffed the bills in her bra. Grinning she says, “I’m smooth as...
by Alica McKenna Johnson | Oct 16, 2014 | Alica Mckenna Johnson
Me How was the party last night? DD It was awesome. We went on Omegle and there were some cool people we chatted with and then we got this old guy showing up his dick, and we screamed, and I think R was damaged cause she’s actually nice and innocent. Anyway we found a...
by Alica McKenna Johnson | Sep 1, 2014 | Alica Mckenna Johnson
So it’s Labor Day, which means the kids are home from school. That doesn’t inherently sound bad, but they are currently making a list of ways to spend my money, playing French rap, and talking to me while I’m trying to write. How is your Labor Day?...
by Alica McKenna Johnson | Aug 18, 2014 | Monday Musings
I was part of a discussion on Facebook the other day about whether as a parent, you would buy contraceptives for your teens. I had to leave because some one said “No, because I believe in no sex before marriage, at least for girls—boys are another thing.” UM WTF???...
by Alica McKenna Johnson | Jun 18, 2014 | Wise Witty and Wacky Wednesday
This is the kind of thing I have to put up with: Daughter brings me dinner. “Here mom, I have dinner for you.” “Thanks, honey. It looks good.” “I’m not so sure about the potatoes. I ate a bite and then threw-up but maybe you’ll have better luck.” Laughing, she walks...
