by Alica McKenna Johnson | Jan 18, 2012 | Wise Witty and Wacky Wednesday
Today is my 100th post. I can’t believe I’ve done that many. So of course I want to post something witty, heart-felt, and funny. SSsssssssssooooooooooooooooo Uuuuummmmmmmmmm Let’s see. What to blog about? Chocolate? The Old Spice Guy? Cute Baby Animals? Vampires?...
by Alica McKenna Johnson | Jan 4, 2012 | Uncategorized, Wise Witty and Wacky Wednesday
Several weeks ago I made a big mistake at work. While I knew I was going to be in trouble and maybe reprimanded on Monday when the boss came back in, I was assured by my friend, who gave me a heads up that I wasn’t going to be fired. While this should have calmed me...
by Alica McKenna Johnson | Dec 28, 2011 | Wise Witty and Wacky Wednesday
I am a sensitive person. I don’t mean this in a – I need thousand thread count sheets and my food served at exactly eighty-seven degrees because I’m very delicate and sensitive. I mean I’m a very emotional person, which can make life difficult. There are books...
by Alica McKenna Johnson | Dec 21, 2011 | Wise Witty and Wacky Wednesday
I have a superpower. I can control minds. Take a moment to be impressed, I’ll wait . . . Okay, so I can’t control the mind of someone specific, but every time I nap, someone calls me. EVERY SINGLE FRIGGIN’ TIME. There I’ll be: lying down, drifting off, a dream...
by Alica McKenna Johnson | Dec 7, 2011 | Uncategorized, Wise Witty and Wacky Wednesday
During yoga I had a piph today, not a full blown epiphany, just a small flash of insight into my life: a piph. As I was attempting to put my left foot by my right hip, cross my right leg over my left, then hug my knee and turn twisting to the left I had to stop. I...
by Alica McKenna Johnson | Nov 30, 2011 | Wise Witty and Wacky Wednesday
To say my life is frustrating does not convey the daily restraint required to not commit acts which would require some friends, shovels, and a six foot hole. I can feel a breakdown coming soon. It might involve Mojitos and there will be crying. But then I hope to...
