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So there! My busy crappy week, just keeps getting busier and crappier. So here is a random funny video.
Alica McKenna Johnson Alica Mckenna Johnson Alica Mckenna Johnson, Phoenix Child, wise witty and wacky wednesday 0
So there! My busy crappy week, just keeps getting busier and crappier. So here is a random funny video.
Alica McKenna Johnson Wise Witty and Wacky Wednesday Alica Mckenna Johnson, Phoenix Child, Taylor Mali, wise witty and wacky wednesday 4
Funny and profound, I love Taylor Mali’s poems.
Alica McKenna Johnson Wise Witty and Wacky Wednesday Alica Mckenna Johnson, depression, food, self discovery, wise witty and wacky wednesday 6
So like many people I know, I have a large range of ups and downs. I have discussed this with a doctor. According to him I’m within normal range, if on the higher end of things. I do not do anything harmful or majorly self-destructive. Please note this is my experience, and if you have […]
Alica McKenna Johnson Wise Witty and Wacky Wednesday Alica Mckenna Johnson, being a man, manly enough, parenting, parenting boys, Parenting girls, wise witty and wacky wednesday 12
So the other day I had just finished dropping off the evil, um, precious children at camp, and the morning radio DJ asked for people to call in with the “Unmanliest jobs they had seen a man doing.” My first thought. “Fuck You. How dare you! This question is part of the problem, you’re part […]
Alica McKenna Johnson Wise Witty and Wacky Wednesday Alica Mckenna Johnson, food, parenting boys, Parenting girls, parenting teens, wise witty and wacky wednesday 3
This is the kind of thing I have to put up with: Daughter brings me dinner. “Here mom, I have dinner for you.” “Thanks, honey. It looks good.” “I’m not so sure about the potatoes. I ate a bite and then threw-up but maybe you’ll have better luck.” Laughing, she walks away. Really? My daughter […]
Alica McKenna Johnson Wise Witty and Wacky Wednesday Alica Mckenna Johnson, parenting boys, Parenting girls, parenting teens, wise witty and wacky wednesday 4
So the other day I am sitting on the couch with my son minding my own business, when my daughter comes up and says, “Hey mom do you want to see something cool?” “No.” This is the standard answer, it is always the answer, and always shall be the answer because in fourteen years of […]
Alica McKenna Johnson Wise Witty and Wacky Wednesday Alica Mckenna Johnson, cupcakes, food, food porn, life, self discovery, wise witty and wacky wednesday 6
My loving husband bought me gluten free chocolate cupcakes. For the sake of my sanity, we won’t discuss the calorie count of these amazing treats. Before I ate my cupcake, I asked my daughter to make one of the gluten free cake mixes. She rolled her eyes and asked why. Um, hello, post cupcake sadness. […]
Alica McKenna Johnson Wise Witty and Wacky Wednesday Alica Mckenna Johnson, balance, being an author, life, parenting, self discovery, wise witty and wacky wednesday, writing 11
Creative brain still going, brain that controls motor function—no better than a drunken monkey. I get great ideas, all of which I write down because they are priceless, but my ability to do anything else doesn’t exist. My mind is done. The kids are in bed and I have answered all the questions, solved all […]
Alica McKenna Johnson Wise Witty and Wacky Wednesday Alica Mckenna Johnson, childhood, evil sisters, lies, life, lying, siblings, sisters, wise witty and wacky wednesday 6
Well, just one of the lies—I need to stretch them out so I can do other blog posts. So I was an evil child, not wild and crazy , but sneaky manipulative evil. When I was six and my little innocent sister was five we shared a room, and every night we had to clean […]
Alica McKenna Johnson Wise Witty and Wacky Wednesday Alica Mckenna Johnson, comic con, Glee, life, TV, wise witty and wacky wednesday 11
When Glee first came out I was so excited I couldn’t sit still when talking about it. I counted down the days from the pilot to the first show. I bought the DVDs, the CDs, went to the first live show, and got in line at 5 a.m. at Comic Con to see their panel! […]