Closet Monster

Last night I’m not feeling well, and climb into bed as early as possible. Which means EVERYONE had to talk to me or text me or email me from 8 to 930. Then I turn on the humidifier and cough, and almost fall asleep, and cough, and almost fall asleep, and cough, and...

Do Not Mock Me

Hubby points at the bathroom counter. Me: Don’t mess with my bottles. Hubby: What they hell is all this crap? Me: This is my new beauty regime. Hubby: Eyebrow Me: It works and reduces wrinkles and makes my skin healthier and smoother. Hubby: This is all crap. Your...

Phoenix Child is Reborn!!!!

Two years ago I pulled Phoenix Child from Amazon and Smashwords to make a few adjustments and do another round of editing. It was only going to be down for a month or two. Cue hysterical laughter from every trickster / chaos god and goddess in every religion in the...

Sexy On The Inside

  Today has been a day of constant booty wiggles and jumps. Not in a sexy way, but because my pants keep falling down. I need a friggin’ belt. But what would help until then is not wearing the sexy underwear with these pants! The jeans don’t fit perfectly, and...