I shared an ad some friends and I had found on Craigslist with my daughter. I thought it was funny, she was less amused.
Me: Tala there is a guy advertising for a live-in maid and “maybe more, if you’re open minded”.
Tala: Mom, no just no, you can’t take that job.
Me, surprised she is taking this seriously: What, why not?
Tala: Because you’ll be making the bed and then BAM it’s all 50 Shades of Non-consensual up in there.
I could barely breathe I was laughing so hard.