by Alica McKenna Johnson | Oct 19, 2014 | Monday Musings
Since I am a writer, my brain is a special place. And I frequently have random weird thoughts pop into my head which turn into random weird scenarios and then into random weird fears. One such weird fear is, what if I had to date again??? I am currently married and if...
by Alica McKenna Johnson | Oct 16, 2014 | Alica Mckenna Johnson
Me How was the party last night? DD It was awesome. We went on Omegle and there were some cool people we chatted with and then we got this old guy showing up his dick, and we screamed, and I think R was damaged cause she’s actually nice and innocent. Anyway we found a...
by Alica McKenna Johnson | Oct 13, 2014 | Monday Musings
Well it’s not that I can’t dance, I can a little and I used to take belly dance classes. While I wasn’t amazing I didn’t suck. Even still it’s not a skill I’ve kept up. And yet in my head this is how I look when I dance. Who can you dance like when you’re alone and no...
by Alica McKenna Johnson | Oct 9, 2014 | Alica Mckenna Johnson
So today I held the hand of one of the elementary school kids as we walked home, a mistake I shall not repeat. Thirty minutes later the houseparent comes and asks me to look at his eye. Oh yes, he has pink eye. OMG I TOUCHED PINK EYE GERMS. I am calm in front the...
by Alica McKenna Johnson | Oct 6, 2014 | Monday Musings
I don’t trust a lot of people, or well, I don’t trust them with my safety or the safety of my children. It’s not so much that I distrust them but that I trust they will be selfish, or self-absorbed, or just not caring much. That sounds really bad doesn’t it? Sorry,...