by Alica McKenna Johnson | Aug 6, 2014 | Wise Witty and Wacky Wednesday
So the other day I had just finished dropping off the evil, um, precious children at camp, and the morning radio DJ asked for people to call in with the “Unmanliest jobs they had seen a man doing.” My first thought. “Fuck You. How dare you! This question is part of...
by Alica McKenna Johnson | Jun 18, 2014 | Wise Witty and Wacky Wednesday
This is the kind of thing I have to put up with: Daughter brings me dinner. “Here mom, I have dinner for you.” “Thanks, honey. It looks good.” “I’m not so sure about the potatoes. I ate a bite and then threw-up but maybe you’ll have better luck.” Laughing, she walks...
by Alica McKenna Johnson | Jun 11, 2014 | Wise Witty and Wacky Wednesday
So the other day I am sitting on the couch with my son minding my own business, when my daughter comes up and says, “Hey mom do you want to see something cool?” “No.” This is the standard answer, it is always the answer, and always shall be the answer because in...
by Alica McKenna Johnson | Aug 21, 2013 | Wise Witty and Wacky Wednesday
So I’ve been writing down the odd, creepy, and sometimes funny things my children have said. Please enjoy. “I always try to have a magnesium block when running from bad guys.” –Logan “Mom, that’s not how obsession works.” – Tala “I want Dad to divorce you and become...
by Alica McKenna Johnson | Jun 18, 2013 | Alica Mckenna Johnson
There is a special time when I think with the right guidance people could learn psychic gifts. You see, when a teenager is angry, you can feel it. Not just hear the huff of irritation, see the eyeroll of angst, or watch the sharp angry movement of disgust at every...