by Alica McKenna Johnson | Oct 27, 2014 | Monday Musings
So last night I am sitting on my couch talking to my DD when she puts her hand over my eyes. “Shush” she says as I hear the rustling of the money on the table. She removes her hand and had stuffed the bills in her bra. Grinning she says, “I’m smooth as...
by Alica McKenna Johnson | Oct 16, 2014 | Alica Mckenna Johnson
Me How was the party last night? DD It was awesome. We went on Omegle and there were some cool people we chatted with and then we got this old guy showing up his dick, and we screamed, and I think R was damaged cause she’s actually nice and innocent. Anyway we found a...
by Alica McKenna Johnson | Oct 9, 2014 | Alica Mckenna Johnson
So today I held the hand of one of the elementary school kids as we walked home, a mistake I shall not repeat. Thirty minutes later the houseparent comes and asks me to look at his eye. Oh yes, he has pink eye. OMG I TOUCHED PINK EYE GERMS. I am calm in front the...
by Alica McKenna Johnson | Sep 20, 2014 | Alica Mckenna Johnson
Hubby and I took our daughter to get her hair done last night. She loves it.
by Alica McKenna Johnson | Sep 1, 2014 | Alica Mckenna Johnson
So it’s Labor Day, which means the kids are home from school. That doesn’t inherently sound bad, but they are currently making a list of ways to spend my money, playing French rap, and talking to me while I’m trying to write. How is your Labor Day?...
