Ten to Twenty Years

No I have not FINALLY been caught and sentenced to prison. Rude! I have recently turned forty and been a bit introspective, thinking about the rest of my life. And now I’m worried that I might only have ten to twenty years left, if I take after my parents. My mom died...

Is Man Whore the New Prince Charming?

I have noticed a new trend that I’m not sure I like, the ‘hero’ of the story being a man whore. Now before we go further I’ll explain that to me the difference between someone sexually active, aggressive, and casual and a ‘man whore or slut’ is respect. Respect for...

Feral Kitten Wi-Fi

  Sometimes my Wi-Fi acts like a feral kitten. You know the mangy, flea-bitten, hissing little thing hiding under your porch, and it’s just so  SAAADD and CUUUTE, and we must save the nasty little thing. So there you are on your hands an knees, making that stupid...

When Showering makes Your To Do List.

Mom*/author hybrids are the only combo group of people I know who feel a sense of pride and accomplishment when we manage to take a shower. We’ll even post it on Facebook. *Note I haven’t added dads because they don’t post their showers on Facebook. I suspect they...