by Alica McKenna Johnson | Jun 11, 2014 | Wise Witty and Wacky Wednesday
So the other day I am sitting on the couch with my son minding my own business, when my daughter comes up and says, “Hey mom do you want to see something cool?” “No.” This is the standard answer, it is always the answer, and always shall be the answer because in...
by Alica McKenna Johnson | Mar 19, 2014 | Wise Witty and Wacky Wednesday
Okay so I heard this song on the radio and I need to do a poll. Is my mind in the gutter or is this song about blow jobs???? Take Our...
by Alica McKenna Johnson | Aug 21, 2013 | Wise Witty and Wacky Wednesday
So I’ve been writing down the odd, creepy, and sometimes funny things my children have said. Please enjoy. “I always try to have a magnesium block when running from bad guys.” –Logan “Mom, that’s not how obsession works.” – Tala “I want Dad to divorce you and become...
by Alica McKenna Johnson | Jul 22, 2013 | Wise Witty and Wacky Wednesday
In my job (I am a house parent for kids removed from their homes by Child Protective Services), things can change in an instant. I can have three empty beds, then get a knock on the door and be full again. I can have calm kids who I would happily take...
by Alica McKenna Johnson | Apr 17, 2013 | Wise Witty and Wacky Wednesday
My loving husband bought me gluten free chocolate cupcakes. For the sake of my sanity, we won’t discuss the calorie count of these amazing treats. Before I ate my cupcake, I asked my daughter to make one of the gluten free cake mixes. She rolled her eyes and asked...
by Alica McKenna Johnson | Mar 27, 2013 | Wise Witty and Wacky Wednesday
Once upon a time, my loving and brilliant parents, fooled into thinking I was a good child, made a rule. You see my sister and I had been fighting a lot which had become hitting a lot. So the new rule stated that if one of us hit the other, the injured party got to...
