Shopping for the Zombie Apocalypse

Zombies are big right now. Dreaming of the apocalypse, a time of no cell phones and getting to kill the people who piss you off, but only if they’re zombies of course, *whistles innocently* is something many of us daydream of. But this is serious business. I mean what...

Smell your age!

The other day at the gym the eye candy was lovely. There was a random hoard of roaming giants, all muscle bound and glittering with sweat. When I finished with my hour and a half, okay, hour long , damn it, all right, my thirty minute workout on the elliptical. A...

My deodorant has stopped working

I don’t know why, but every month when I get my period my deodorant stops working. It hasn’t always been this way, but apparently my older body now makes inferior hormones which have messed up my body chemistry. Every month it surprises me. I reach to get something...

Dance for Everyone who is Watching.

Flash mobs make me cry I love flash mobs. Love them. I re-watch my favorites over and over again. I love the ones that are just fun. I love the ones that are marriage proposals. The ones celebrities do. And the ones that show classy can still be fun. I think what I...