Do Not Mock Me

Hubby points at the bathroom counter. Me: Don’t mess with my bottles. Hubby: What they hell is all this crap? Me: This is my new beauty regime. Hubby: Eyebrow Me: It works and reduces wrinkles and makes my skin healthier and smoother. Hubby: This is all crap. Your...

Phoenix Child is Reborn!!!!

Two years ago I pulled Phoenix Child from Amazon and Smashwords to make a few adjustments and do another round of editing. It was only going to be down for a month or two. Cue hysterical laughter from every trickster / chaos god and goddess in every religion in the...

Sexy On The Inside

  Today has been a day of constant booty wiggles and jumps. Not in a sexy way, but because my pants keep falling down. I need a friggin’ belt. But what would help until then is not wearing the sexy underwear with these pants! The jeans don’t fit perfectly, and...

Creepy Ass Books for CHILDREN!!!!!!

I love books, and I want to share that love of books with the kids that come to live with me in foster care. At night, once they are tucked into bed, I sit in the hallway and read to them. I like to choose children’s classic because I feel it’s unlikely they’ll hear...